New Wheels!

So lookie what I got! Sister is now not the only Shin in the family with a Toyota Corolla/Blund combo (although unlike Sister, my Blund gets the driver's side seat). It's white, it's new, and it's sitting in my driveway with a solid 450 miles on it. Some of you may ask: "But David, how could you afford a new car with no job or any other source of income?" And I would tell you: Brigandy; straight highway robbery. Receiving word that Michael's Toyota of Bellevue was about to get a delivery of eight brand new 2009 Toyota Corollas I meticulously plotted a Shin in distress ruse to get the truck driver to pull over and stop on an isolated passage of I-90. The driver came to help me and with one deft swing of a pipe wrench I was able to knock him out cold and secure myself a brand new pimpin' ride. I eBayed the remaining vehicles as well as the truck for cash money.

In other news, I had a fitness assessment at the gym today. According to their calculations, I'm walking around with a body composition of 24% body fat. Yowza! I think I was doing OK until he calipered my stomach...