Joys of Bussing

I like riding the bus. I don't have to worry about the stresses of driving (lane changes mainly) nor deal with traffic. I get to occasionally talk to people I would otherwise never meet (sometimes a bad thing), randomly see a friend I haven't in a while (usually a good thing), or if I'm really lucky spot a local celebrity. I feel good about helping the environment (or at least that's what the Metro posters tell me) while at the same time not have to pay for gas (nor bus fees with my pass). And while waiting at bus stops, I get a chance to work on my tan. What could be better than that?