Apparently at some point during work I dropped a chocolate chip from a Chewy bar onto my chair. Apparently I sat down on said chocolate chip while wearing the lightest colored pants I own. Apprently the chocolate chip melted and due to the mesh material of my chair produced a product of lumpy brown consistency that spread all around. Apparently my coworker noticed it as I sauntered into her office to make small talk while my process was running -- two hours after I ate my Chewy bar. Apparently melted chocolate chip doesn't wash off too well using tepid water and stringy paper towels. Apparently I'm going to Mariners Opening Day with forty thousand plus other people.
Luckily I wore my big ass covering jacket because I thought it would snow today.
(No pictures though- I'm at a Mexican restaurant and they might look down upon me taking a cellphone picture of my bum.)
Chocolate spread over the seat of my pants and Carlos Silva starting, but a chance to welcome home Griffey -- and being able to leave work after only nine hours, I already count today as a win.
Go Mariners!
Luckily I wore my big ass covering jacket because I thought it would snow today.
(No pictures though- I'm at a Mexican restaurant and they might look down upon me taking a cellphone picture of my bum.)
Chocolate spread over the seat of my pants and Carlos Silva starting, but a chance to welcome home Griffey -- and being able to leave work after only nine hours, I already count today as a win.
Go Mariners!
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