Madden Perfection

I just played an online Madden '09 game that went so well, I feel like I have to document it -- I just blew someone out 35-8 with a nearly perfect offensive performance. It felt great to see the Seahawks finally completely dominating someone, even if it was in the virtual world.

And of course, stats!

Score: Seahawks 35 - Steelers 8. Yep, against the Steelers -- even sweeter.
Time of Possession: SEA 14:74 - PIT 5:35.

Passing
M. Hasselbeck: 158.3 QB Rating (perfect), throwing 304 yds on 22/22 completions, 4 TDs, 13.8 yds/pass -- long of 41
The best part -- I think I only called one pass play twice. My opponent had no idea what was coming.

Rushing
M. Morris: 35 yds on 12 carries. Acceptable.
T. Ducket: 7 yds on 3 carries, fumble at PIT 1 yd line. Terrible.
L. Weaver: 1 yd on 1 carry. 2nd and inches run, I'll take it.

Receiving
J. Carlson: 50 yds on 5 catches, long of 15 yds
N. Burleson: 51 yds on 4 cth, lg 17
D. Branch: 90 yds on 4 cth, lg 41 (a screen pass on a perfectly read strong safety blitz), 2 TD
B. Engram: 68 yds on 3 cth, lg 39, 2 TD
L. Payne: 18 yds on 2 cth, lg 9
M. Morris: 11 yds on 2 cth, lg 9
W. Heller: 7 yds on 1 cth
L. Weaver: 9 yds on 1 cth
Yep, I hit 8 different receivers.

Defense
D. Grant: 1 user controlled interception
M. Trufant: 1 interception
D. Tapp: 2 sack
P. Kerney: 1 sack
1 safety after R. Plackemeier 58 yd punt to the 1 yd line.

Special Teams
R. Plackemeier: 58 yd punt to PIT 1 yd line
1 safety on a blocked punt off PIT 1 yd line (after Ducket fumble)

I should quit right now as I don't think I'll ever top this... but nah, that game is just too damn addicting.